10 Simple Rules for Dealing with Mark

1. I am the exception.
2. Don't take anything too seriously. I sure don't.
3. Don't ask me if you don't need to know. I won't tell you.
4. Don't ask me if you don't want to know. I will tell you.
5. Don't waste my time.
6. The only distinction between sarcasm and dishonesty is the intent.
7. The only distinction between sarcasm and honesty is the content.
10. Never assume we're using the same base.